"Upon further examination of the absolutely horrifying glowing death preventing us from making the little platypus soil himself, we have discovered that it is, in fact, absolutely horrifying.Further testing may have to be postponed indefinitely."
This started out as a run-of-the-mill ghosts-chasing-Plato-through-haunted-house story. I'm so glad it didn't end up that way.
Thus we have been able to witness firsthand...the "I'm a ghost and yet I still shit my pants!" moment.